What are those smoke signals off in the distance?! Oh, wait, those aren't smoke signals... that's grandpa.
Release Urns from Cremation Solutions
Found this while on the same site looking at the Barack Obama shaped cremation urn. It's a machine that spreads your ashes in a gigantic puff of dust which I guess looks kind of like smoke from a campfire.
Don't be too upset that I called this "terrifying." Even though it is. I mean, in my world, isn't "terrifying" just another word for "awesome?"
Now all they need is one shaped like a fire-breathing dragon.
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